-You don't have a stash of 8 different homeopathic medicines on a shelf in your living room
-You shave your legs for the first time in 4 months
-You can have a conversation with your spouse wherein you are not screaming at each other just to hear how their day was
-You are almost excited to start a day with your smiling baby (ok, you are excited, just hesitant that he will regress and scream for hours, so you're scared to be too excited)
Thank God it's over.